Bernie Madoff Tiny Penis or Larry David Big Vagina Theory?
One of Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi victims, Sheryl Weinstein, recently wrote a book about how she lost millions in Bernie’s scam, as well as how she also had an affair with Madoff who she alleges has a tiny penis.
Now, I know there are very few ways to actually confirm this, and that Sheryl Weinstein may be trying to attack a man were it hurts most – his penis – but perhaps we could also be dealing with the famed “Big Vagina” theory posed in a Larry David episode.
To get a full understanding of what the “Big Vagina” theory exactly entails check out the youtube clip below.
Even if it is true, in Bernie Madoff’s defense, Sheryl Weinstein was quoted saying, “I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.” However, she also added, “On the bright side…oral sex would be a breeze.” Man, that’s rough…